Dance Crew Evolution is the 7th episode of the 1st Season of Some Assembly Required.
Overview[]
After getting tired from dancing too much, P. Everett Knicknack faints, and Jarvis and Piper think he is dead so they make him a funeral. Meanwhile, Bowie wants to join Geneva’s dance team, so Aster offers him a pair of shoes that make him automatically dance whenever he hears music.
Plot[]
Cast[]
Main Cast[]
- Kolton Stewart as Jarvis Raines
- Charlie Storwick as Piper Gray
- Harrison Houde as Bowie Sherman
- Sydney Scotia as Geneva Hayes
- Travis Turner as Aster Vanderberg
- Dylan Playfair as Knox Knoxford
Guest Cast[]
- Russell Roberts as "Mr. Knickknack"
Quotes[]
Jarvis: Friends! We are gathered here today, to celebrate the life of P. Everett Knickknack. A man, words can not describe. |
Geneva: [Sobbing] He was so old and weird, with a silly balding hair style. |
Jarvis: Or maybe they can! P. Everett was a good man, a kind man, a man whose death, I played no part in. [Points at Piper three times] Is anyone here who like to say a few words about the dearly departed? |
Mmmboing: [Bounces into the funeral bouncing] |
Jarvis: Mmmboing! Beautiful! I couldn't of said it better myself. |
Bowie: This is so sad! |
Aster: I know! A whole rainbow of colors, yet everyone wore black. |
Jarvis: Let us now take a moment for silent reflection. |
Geneva: Ooh! I love reflection! [Opens and looks at her tiny makeup mirror] |
Piper: [Playing sad music on the keyboard] |
Jarvis: [Dancing uncontrollably to the music in the shoes that Bowie created] |
Piper: Jarvis! I thought you wanted a somber memorial. |
Jarvis: I do! Just keep going! |
Piper: [Playing the music again] |
Jarvis: [Uncontrollably dancing again] |
Piper: What are you doing? |
Jarvis: Looks like Jazz hands with the shim-sham boogie. [Stops dancing when the music stops playing] Why is this happening? |
Aster: I have no idea! |
Bowie: Me neither! |
Knox: Piper! Can you play music and talk at the same time? Because we want to dance. |
Geneva: Yeah! What better tribute to a man whose all about fun, or was the silly old kook? Great idea Jarvis! |
[Everybody in the Funeral Services agrees] |
Jarvis: Uh, Thanks! [Runs over to the keyboard and plays jazz music] |
[Everybody except Piper dances to the music] |
Trivia[]
- This is the first time Ellie Harvie no longer appears in the opening credits.
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